If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
we're so committed to being not committed
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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