ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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