Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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