It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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