Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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