real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Someone shattered a urinal.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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