I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize