I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
this hospital has no fireball
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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