C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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