my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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