I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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