is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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