think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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