The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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