yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Randomize
