Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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