I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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