Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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