That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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