Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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