Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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