You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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