It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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