remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
My feet surprised me
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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