I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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