yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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