I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize
