why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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