I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Vodka?
Forever.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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