people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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