Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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