When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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