if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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