with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Randomize
