just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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