Me. At least after what I've been through.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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