its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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