If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
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