just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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