I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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