its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
i think im in europe. pls send help
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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