stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
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