grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
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