hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Randomize
