OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Drunk is not a location!
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
