Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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