I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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