I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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