dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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