I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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