$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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