I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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