its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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