You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
My cat gives me a boner
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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