Plan B is the new Plan A
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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