At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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