That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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