We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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